Golf - More than a Walk Through the Pasture

Mark Twain once wrote playing golf was a good way to spoil a walk through the pasture. The inimitable Mr. Twain, from this statement,
could be believed not to be a golfer. After all, there is more to golfing than just walking through a pasture.

First and foremost, golf is a way to either work out stress and frustration, or, for many, to get even more stressed out and frustrated.
It can be the most infuriating game ever played or invented, or the most fun. And, no two trips to the golf course will ever be the same,
regardless of how good a player someone is.
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This is because the weather conditions are never identical, and weather does play a big part in golf. The more intelligent golfers will not
go near the course in a thunderstorm, but there are a few brave, and foolhardy, souls who will brave the elements just to play.
The wind also plays a major factor in golf, as the wind will affect the way the ball travels. When hit, golf balls have spin.
The spin can be enhanced by the wind, causing the ball to drift away from its intended target. Therefore, the golfer has to take the wind
into consideration and plan his or her shot accordingly.

Golf is also a good form of exercise, for those golfers who walk the course. A good course is about two miles around, so playing eighteen
holes is roughly equivalent to walking four miles. Any doctor will tell you that such a walk can only be beneficial to the walker's
heart and lungs.

Additionally, playing golf is good for getting out of the house and being outdoors. Golfers can enjoy the sun and wind note the beauty of
the nature they 're surrounded by, as the majority of courses are well landscaped and quite pleasing to the eye. Golfers can also watch
squirrels and rabbits on the course, sometimes, and take pleasure in the antics of these creatures. This also helps free the golfer from
thinking about the mistake he or she made on the last shot or previous hole, calming them down and getting them ready for their next shot.

For others, however, playing golf is a great way to beat stress. After all, a golf course is about the only place a person can knock the
crap out of something, not only not get in trouble for hitting something, but being praised and rewarded by knocking the crap out of the
ball well. How perfect is that?

Golf is also a game of honor. Surprised? Don't be. After all, golf is the only game where a person can call a penalty on themselves,
and those who play with honor do. Of course, there are the jerks who claim to play golf, but wouldn 't think of calling a penalty on
anything they 've done. Their scores, though, are meaningless, and this kind of behavior will also show up in their day to day lives.